Here's my top 13 "cool" baby shirts likely to be banned by my wife:
13. Daddy says I have a Drinking Problem.
12. I Poo'd (looks like the Ipod logo)
11. I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me
10. Future Trophy Wife
9. Kickin Ass and Taking Naps
8. I Shizzled in my Dizzle
7. Recently Evicted
6. My Other Car Seat is in a Mercedes
5. Made from Recycled Genetic Materials
4. Rock Out with Your Blocks Out
3. Tax Deduction
2. I Still Live with My Parents
1. Sorry Angelina. I'm Taken.
Funny, yes? Kinda, sorta? Maybe? Funny on other babies, but not yours? I guess that will have to do.
Until next time, buh bye.